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How it works
Three ways to find out how cooked your deck is.
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Six dimensions — buzzword density, claim-to-evidence, vagueness, passive voice, future promise, founder honesty — folded into one verdict.
Inline annotations
Every flagged phrase is highlighted in your text with a tooltip explaining why it's a red flag and a concrete rewrite suggestion.
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The verdict scale
What your score actually means.
RARE
Unusually honest.
SOLID
Some fluff. Mostly signal.
SKETCHY
Classic deck energy.
SPICY
Major surgery needed.
COOKED
There is no business here.
Recent roasts
Sample: 'Acme AI'
COOKEDWorst phrase: “paradigm-shifting AI platform at the intersection of”
Sample: 'GreenFlow'
SPICYWorst phrase: “massive market opportunity”
Sample: 'OpsKit'
SOLIDWorst phrase: “we are passionate about”
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